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Schmobie 

An air pocket in a sheet or mat, due to imperfection in the layout of the fabric.
Toby tripped on a Schmobie the other day in practice.
Schmobie by Schmobie himself! August 16, 2011
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schmodied 

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.
"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."

schmobbel 

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.
oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)
schmobbel by big herbs July 25, 2020

Schmooie 

A term of endearment for a child or loved one.
Grandma loves you schmooie.
Schmooie by Natty1648 October 7, 2017

schmobley 

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.
"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."
schmobley by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

schmoobie 

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.
Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.
schmoobie by Doobie. March 6, 2018
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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