schminse

you can't describe this word...you just have to get schminst

Alex and Paul schimnse girls on the weekends after 2 hours of warming up.
On time this girl got schminst so hard she wasnt able to walk or talk for days.

by youknowthedeal November 19, 2004

Schmisek Slap Grab

To slap and then grab in the same motion.

"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

schmise

A traditional tall hairstyle worn my American men, using excessive amounts of hair products to force the bangs vertically giving the allusion of being taller. This hair style is reserved for most game show hosts, pushy sales people and anyone from New Jersey.

Conan O'Brien has more schmise than anyone else in the entertainment industry.

by The Winning Weasel August 10, 2016

Schminternet

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

by localnatives September 17, 2018

schmine

noun

A didactic word commonly used to replace the oh-so popular noun form of the word jank. While it lacks the depth and versatility of jank, schmime is a perfect word to describe those who you have admiration for. Schmine has a cult-like following that swear that it is better than jank. However, they are clearly misinformed and lying.

No that purple tube sock doesn't quantify her as a schmine! She is such a jank!
Yo schmine, if you don't pull over I'm gonna cap you.
You hear about that girl that invented schmine? What a jank!
Only a true jank would get thirsty and have a beer, not a schmine.

by Charlie Olson March 13, 2008

Schminker

A term used to describe a man or woman whom gets sexually aroused by anally penetrating tree frogs or other slimy amphibious creatures.

Dude sweet terrarium, but don’t let Billy see these frogs, he’s what you call a real Schminker.

by Definition of Onomatopoeia January 19, 2023