schmine 

noun

A didactic word commonly used to replace the oh-so popular noun form of the word jank. While it lacks the depth and versatility of jank, schmime is a perfect word to describe those who you have admiration for. Schmine has a cult-like following that swear that it is better than jank. However, they are clearly misinformed and lying.

No that purple tube sock doesn't quantify her as a schmine! She is such a jank!
Yo schmine, if you don't pull over I'm gonna cap you.
You hear about that girl that invented schmine? What a jank!
Only a true jank would get thirsty and have a beer, not a schmine.

schmine by Charlie Olson March 13, 2008

Schmiee 

American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.

Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.

Schmiee by Botendaddy July 9, 2016

Schmideee 

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.

Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?

Schmideee by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023

Schmiee 

"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"

"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.

Schmiee by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping

Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!

scheminess by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020