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schmigma

when a guy hasn't been circumcised and every once in a while he has to clean out some stuff in his hole, and it's called schmigma-thank you libby!
dude he`s schmigma boy!
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Schmigma

Is the cheesy white substance that forms behind the head of penis when not kept clean. This condition is more common in uncircumcised men. Other known names are; head cheese and fromunda cheese.
No one likes schmigma for breakfast.
by Von Chickenfoot October 12, 2020
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schmegma lips

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick
Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!
by todd murphy May 13, 2005
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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Schmigga

Zack is so smelly some would say he is a schmigga
by Gooseboobs March 19, 2019
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Schmagma

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up
by Johner October 6, 2005
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schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.
"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland
by YATYAS April 30, 2011
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