schmigma

when a guy hasn't been circumcised and every once in a while he has to clean out some stuff in his hole, and it's called schmigma-thank you libby!

dude he`s schmigma boy!

schmigma by mr. whistle p morning breeze. June 28, 2006

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Schmigma

Is the cheesy white substance that forms behind the head of penis when not kept clean. This condition is more common in uncircumcised men. Other known names are; head cheese and fromunda cheese.

No one likes schmigma for breakfast.

Schmigma by Von Chickenfoot October 12, 2020

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schmegma lips

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick

Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!

schmegma lips by todd murphy May 13, 2005

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The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.

After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush by dive team 13 September 6, 2010