schmeough
schmeough by schmolester May 25, 2024
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schlough
A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.
"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"
schlough by Rockintoes May 19, 2016
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schmeough • schlough • schmeghead • schmooghly • schmouchebag • Schmouth • SCRAMEOUGH • sheought • Shmoughle • burping schmeghole
schmeghead
schmeghead
The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."
The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."
"He is such a schmeghead, not only did he have a little tiny stinky dick, he used it against all the women that he met, much to their dismay."
"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper
"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper
schmeghead by Bellaferoche August 30, 2014
schmouchebag
A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".
Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013
schmooghly
schmooghly by dikke_pattert April 26, 2023
burping schmeghole
burping schmeghole by nightfly November 7, 2003
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