schmeough

A man who loves to give some old droopy balls a good snuggle.

That guys is so gay I bet he’s a schmeough.

by schmolester May 25, 2024

schlough

A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.

"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"

by Rockintoes May 19, 2016

schmeghead

schmeghead

The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."

"He is such a schmeghead, not only did he have a little tiny stinky dick, he used it against all the women that he met, much to their dismay."

"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper

by Bellaferoche August 30, 2014

schmouchebag

A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".

Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!

"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"

by notbuyingit August 27, 2013

schmooghly

A way to use every compliment in existance at once

Person A: Hi! i like your hat!! :D
Person B: awwe thanks, you're so schmooghly!

by dikke_pattert April 26, 2023

burping schmeghole

A vagina that can expel a copious amount of thick fluid similiar to mayonaise.

I had to take my slacks to the cleaners after that juice was launched from her burping schmeghole.

by nightfly November 7, 2003

Schmouth

Shut your mouth

Schmouth or I will schmouth it for you.

If someone is talking too much. Just say schmouth.

Often accompanied by a hand gesture using the thumb and first two fingers(Or the sign for "NO" backwards).

by Count Lickenstein April 29, 2010