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Shmoughle 

When you mess something up like really bad
You - AH SHIT I SHMOUGHLE'd ALL OVER MYSELF!
Shmoughle by GBendz September 16, 2022
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Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday
I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday
Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019
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shmuggle 

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.
"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*
shmuggle by neo, man October 5, 2004
The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.
Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

shmousle 

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.
Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010

Shmoigle 

A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.
Jew1: oh wow he got a shmoigle!

Jew2: im so jealous of that shmoigle.
Shmoigle by Fried chegg July 25, 2018
A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.
Shmoogle by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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