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Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday
I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday
Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019
Related Words

shmuggle 

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.
"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*
shmuggle by neo, man October 5, 2004
The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.
Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Shmoogle by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

shmousle 

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.
Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010

Shmoigle 

A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.
Jew1: oh wow he got a shmoigle!

Jew2: im so jealous of that shmoigle.
Shmoigle by Fried chegg July 25, 2018
A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.
Shmoogle by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019