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A combination of 2 words both special and nice. Used especially around blind dates that you liked but would never see again. Also used around your friends when describing your younger mentally retarded brother. Not a nice word.

Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.
Example 1

Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?

Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.

Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards

Example 2

Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!

Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.
schnice by Topher Brown November 14, 2007
Related Words
Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck
Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....
Schnide by Gizzard125 January 2, 2019

Schnickelfritz 

The word "schnickelfritz" is a term of endearment of uncertain Germanic origin. It means something akin to 'rascal', 'scamp', or 'little chatterbox'. The word is usually used with children, but can also be used between others who are close with each other.

Also, Schnickel Fritz is a folklore character. Fritz was a rascally little boy. He also is mentioned in the Schnitzelbank song. (Google the song...I'm not chronicling it here.)
Johnny just played a trick on me and made me look silly; what a schnickelfritz!

To a child: Hurry and put your shoes on, Schnickelfritz!
A stupid person that is incredibly annoying and makes you filled with rage
“Hey man did you see that stupid schnite walking down the hallway yesterday?”
“Yeah, what a schnite.”
schnite by swaglicious688 October 15, 2020

Schnickel 

To make something somebody else's problem; especially regarding money.

To bamboozle someone.
To weazel out of responsibility.
I got totally Schnickeled yesterday. Dude "forgot" his wallet when we went for coffees again!

The Schnickeler got out Schnickeled with the great BBQ debacle of 2019
Schnickel by BigBert69 March 30, 2020

doniac schvice 

Now-defunct official phish newsletter, put out to make sure we all got our mailorders in on time. had mike's corner, always some wierd stuff to read. Maby it still exists, i haven't gotten one in a long while.
Did you bring the mailorder form from that latest Schvice?
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