schmear schmeet
The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised
schmear schmeet by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006
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Schmeat
Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020
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Schmeat by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021
Schmeat
“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”
Schmeat by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021
Wank My Schmeat
When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
Wank My Schmeat by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019
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