schmat

let's go schmat this weekend
by ahhhsteeze January 15, 2009
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schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.
Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!
by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 05, 2010
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