Bill: "Hey man what took you so long to get here? Kickoff was 10 minutes ago!"
Ray: "Sorry man I barely had time to do the 4 S's and stop at the liquor store before the game started."
Bill: "4 S's? I thought there were only 3."
Ray: "nope, 4. Shower, shit, shave, and schmasturbate."
Ray: "Sorry man I barely had time to do the 4 S's and stop at the liquor store before the game started."
Bill: "4 S's? I thought there were only 3."
Ray: "nope, 4. Shower, shit, shave, and schmasturbate."
by jeffrotull87 February 16, 2012
1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.
2.) A male with a micro penis.
2.) A male with a micro penis.
by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 01, 2009