schlumkin

2-3 gay males (faggots) gripping each other's testicles and lightly tasting/testing each other's asshole tighness

The boys and I did a schlumkin session for an hour and a half.

by Doom Sentinel April 9, 2024

schrummin'

Basketball terminology when you either hit multiple three point shots in a game, or make consecutive three point shots in a row.

Ray Allen was schrummin' last night against the Knicks.

by dirkmeoff December 8, 2011

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schuckin' it

To leave work a few minutes earlier than the actual end of official business without notifying a supervisor.

I'm Schuckin' it today, I have to get to the vet before it closes.

by Archibald the Bassist October 8, 2009

schlicking

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009