Definitions by SwishyManPants

Bush Whackers 

guys who somehow come to your party (typically through lame chicks or dudes you know) and proceed to scare off all the eligible poon tang. They are obnoxious and never welcome as the ladies at your party will slowly disappear thanks to these guys.

We had some hot chicks here untill those fucking Bush Whackers came over.

Bush Whackers by SwishyManPants April 20, 2009

schlumpkining 

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

schlumpkining by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009