guys who somehow come to your party (typically through lame chicks or dudes you know) and proceed to scare off all the eligible poon tang. They are obnoxious and never welcome as the ladies at your party will slowly disappear thanks to these guys.
by SwishyManPants April 21, 2009
to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009