to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009
by Snoop Dog August 15, 2004
similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
by Johnny May 19, 2004
by schlongman May 04, 2021
when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.
by dertydeuces March 28, 2009
schlumpkin is like eathing fart
by man man man231 February 27, 2010
In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.
You’re washing the sheets again?
Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.
Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.
by MWSbro August 12, 2021