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A very huge pecker, jimmy, johnson, purple headed yogurt slinger, penis, what else can I say? A HUGE ONE!!
Bob has a schlong, but Jimmy has a schluge. A SCHLUGE!
schluge by Iamapeckerhead December 12, 2003
Words you can keep
A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.
The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch
schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017

Schlegelson 

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.
"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."
Schlegelson by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011
(n): A cute individual that does cute things.
Christina Lee is a schlugg.

You schluggliness was portrayed beautifully today.

Be a schlugg in your decisions.
I love your schluggosity.
Happy schlugg day.
You're not a slug, you're a schlugg.
Schlugg by schlugg February 3, 2010

schlegeled 

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.
"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."
schlegeled by ncd1701d November 30, 2016

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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