schluge 

A very huge pecker, jimmy, johnson, purple headed yogurt slinger, penis, what else can I say? A HUGE ONE!!

Bob has a schlong, but Jimmy has a schluge. A SCHLUGE!

schluge by Iamapeckerhead December 12, 2003

Schlube 

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.

The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017

Schlegelson 

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.

"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."

Schlegelson by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011

Schlugg 

(n): A cute individual that does cute things.

Christina Lee is a schlugg.

You schluggliness was portrayed beautifully today.

Be a schlugg in your decisions.
I love your schluggosity.
Happy schlugg day.
You're not a slug, you're a schlugg.

Schlugg by schlugg February 3, 2010

schlegeled 

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.

"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."

schlegeled by ncd1701d November 30, 2016

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011