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A cool guy with a sausage the size of Africa And the gingerest of them all SCHLEUB
Schlueb is a cool guy in a senor derick hello
schlueb by Quadnipple May 3, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018
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Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.
John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"
schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020
Schleb

Schleb (mass noun) may mean any of the following:

(1.) the name for an often-useless piece of information which adds no real contextual value to a conversation and/or is untrue. Such pieces of information may actually detract from conversation, or in rare cases, lead to illness and death (see (2)).

(2.) a term of originally medical slang, but now also as a degrading insult to describe a compulsive lier: such people find it eventually impossible to tell the truth if they have been afflicted with the condition for their entire life. Has been known to be linked with dementia. At the time of publication, no cure has been diagnosed.

(3.) (Archaic verb) to trick and deceive but without malicious intent. The word is an amalgamation and contraction of the verb "Shebulate," a word first seen in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 work "The Great Gatsby."

DERIVATIVES:
Romanesque Latin: from "Slebbitus" meaning "dastardly, spiteful" and "Slebulus" meaning "deceitful" (noun). 16th C. and 20th C. use from Marlowe and Fitzgerald respectively. Also used by Top Gear presenter William Woollard on a 1983 show. Allegedly he found the word so appealing, he went on to name (or at least nickname) his son after it.
(1.) A: "Did you know I won a 1925 edition of a Ducati 175
Cruiser motorbike from a raffle ticket I found on the
inside of my can of Scotch?

B: "Well... Ducati wasn't founded until 1926 and you know it.
That's just complete schleb you're speaking!"

(2.) "I'm sorry madam... there's no hope for your son; he's
a Schleb."

(3.) "Anastasia, for the last time! You're shebulating with me
again! Right, that's it - I'm taking you to court to press
charges for sexual deviancy!"
Schleb by OED online October 21, 2010

Schlubbatuchus 

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.
A trashy person, loser, or drip
"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.
schlub by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

schlubby 

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself
rick moranis is schlubby
schlubby by caspoorly June 27, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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