Slubbing

Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.

The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.

Slubbing by Ddymus May 11, 2021

slubbing

1=verb-(to slub) a water sport originated in turks and caicos. used with a slub board

2=slub- a mexican ghetto area

1=me and juan corlos are going slubbing today! wanna come?

2=were going to the slub today but you better bring a gun, its sorta sketchy there!

slubbing by juancarloso_o July 17, 2011

Wet Slubbing 

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.

Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.

Wet Slubbing by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021

Subbing 

The act of addressing an issue indirectly that someone has created by saying it out loud and without referring directly to the individual.

Students knew the teacher was subbing when he warned the class about the consequences of arriving late to school only after Johnny appeared 20 minutes late.

Subbing by Chuymosca April 19, 2018

Cabin Slabbing 

Recieving oral sex while in a cabin, in the woods.

"I heard David and Kelsey did a bit of cabin slabbing up at their cabin!"

Cabin Slabbing by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

stubbing your toe 

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

stubbing your toe by The fictionary June 24, 2014

Slobbing meat 

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva

Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat

Slobbing meat by DinoPrice January 13, 2017