'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.
also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'
also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'
after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.
by blickensderfer November 7, 2007
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1 If it is for personal advantage then the word has certain negative implications, that the person doing the
scrounging is not wholly trustworthy;
2 If it is to further a project at work or to obtain goods, materials or money for a charity then there can be a certain
amount of admiration.
1 If it is for personal advantage then the word has certain negative implications, that the person doing the
scrounging is not wholly trustworthy;
2 If it is to further a project at work or to obtain goods, materials or money for a charity then there can be a certain
amount of admiration.
1 “I see Jan’s mumping drinks again.”
“What a scrounging old fart she is.”
2 “How did you get the job finished so quickly?
“Johnny went out scrounging and brought back some brand new 2 x 1 someone had dumped in a skip.”
“What a scrounging old fart she is.”
2 “How did you get the job finished so quickly?
“Johnny went out scrounging and brought back some brand new 2 x 1 someone had dumped in a skip.”
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British slang for obtaining goods or services without having to pay for them. This can be for personal advantage or to further a project or piece of work; it can also be to obtain goods, materials or money for a charitable organisation.
How did you get the job finished so quickly?
Johnny went out scrounging and brought back some plastic piping, brand new, that someone had dumped in a skip.
Johnny went out scrounging and brought back some plastic piping, brand new, that someone had dumped in a skip.
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by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011
Get the schlongina mug.A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.
Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!
by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006
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