Definitions by johnismerry

bingling dongle 

Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.

Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.

Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.

bingling dongle by johnismerry June 13, 2023

schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

schmogin' bono by johnismerry April 1, 2023

Realbertified 

When something that has previously been unalbertified becomes albertified again.

"Damn, this burrito has been realbertified! It was so much better when I unalbertified it."

Realbertified by johnismerry December 30, 2022