1 definition by Hooyaaaah

Schloff

A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.

A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.

by Hooyaaaah August 5, 2017