A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.
by Hooyaaaah August 05, 2017
Adjective:
A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.
Verb:
Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be
Noun:
A Lazy mother fucker
A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.
Verb:
Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be
Noun:
A Lazy mother fucker
"Man I am so schloffed after last night"
"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"
"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"
"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
by the original G July 12, 2014
Let's go schloff a schluber
by Eric Diggity October 09, 2006