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Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker
"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
schloff by the original G July 12, 2014
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A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.
A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.
Schloff by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017
Related Words

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies
Let's go schloff a schluber
schloff a schluber by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006

Schloofy 

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed
Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy 

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader
Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy
Schloofy by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018
A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).
Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?
schroff by f16venom January 1, 2012
To go for a nap, or a short sleep
"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"
schluff by Rickolas May 11, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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