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A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.
A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.
by Hooyaaaah August 04, 2017
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A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.


Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be


A Lazy mother fucker
"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
by the original G July 12, 2014
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