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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
To get very drunk.
Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.
schickerd by conchowino January 13, 2009

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse
I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schlecker 

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.
John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.
Schlecker by D U February 3, 2010

schnickerdoodle 

After eating jalapeños, I got ring sting on my schnickerdoodle!

Schlacker 

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things
Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!
Schlacker by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008