Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place

Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.

by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011

Slobberknockered

To be completely, annoyingly, dangerously drunk.

Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.

by rhino77 February 10, 2010

slobberknocker

made famous by JR (Jim Ross) in WWE it is used to say some thing big has happened.

Well. Jerry, that was a slobberknocker of a match tonight.

by Ladababiez April 11, 2007

slobberknocker

In football, a good hard hit where you can see spit fly from the helmet.

Now THAT was a good slobberknocker!

by Suzzie September 27, 2003

slobberknockered

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

by Abner July 3, 2006

Slobberknocked

Someone who is intoxicated to the point where they won't stop talking.

Oh no, Bob is drinking again. He's going to come home slobberknocked, I'll be up all night listening to his nonsense.

by Justin Marko August 2, 2005

SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!

At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.

by weave October 28, 2003