Definitions by Abner

jesus shoes

Nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray Jesus' footwear to look like.

Just got my Jesus Shoes from the nudists. Picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-butter, too!

jesus shoes by Abner July 3, 2006

slobberknockered 

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

slobberknockered by Abner July 3, 2006

bonk

an unspeakable religious slur of severe hatred which refers to those who lack religion.

as offensive as nigger, wop, spic, jew, etc.

you are a fucking bonk!

bonk by abner November 19, 2004

Cockbot 

(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.

(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.

Cockbot by Abner May 26, 2004

osht

(1)Generally meant as a '1337' shortening for "Oh shit". Often used to get around chat-filters.

(2)When emphasis is put on it, it can be used as a condescending interjection.

(1)osht, i just TK'd.

(2)n00b: hay guyz i just put a magnet to my television and-
Coolguy2: OSHT!?

osht by Abner May 26, 2004