schlobberknockered
schlobberknockered by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004
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Schlobberknockered
Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.
Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
Schlobberknockered by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
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slobberknockered
1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.
2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.
2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.
1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.
2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.
2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.
slobberknockered by Abner July 3, 2006
Slobberknockered
When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
Slobberknockered by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
Slobberknockered
Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.
Slobberknockered by rhino77 February 10, 2010
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