schleeg 

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.

"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."

schleeg by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024

schleeg 

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.

"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."

schleeg by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024

schleeg

when you get a good schleeging

Karen: "How was your date with Micah last night"
Jenny: "He was great! best schleeg i've had in years, maybe ever!"
Karen: "Im so glad, I hope Micah schleegs me sometime too!"

schleeg by AidanDenny7 December 26, 2025

schleeg

When you get a good schleeging

Karen: "How was your date with Micah last night?"
Annabelle: "It was great! Best schleeg i've had in years, maybe ever!!"
Karen: "Wow! I hope Micah schleegs me sometime soon!"

schleeg by AidanDenny7 December 26, 2025

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.

The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017

schweeg 

Someone who is goofy, strange, obscure, and definitely not ordinary. The word is best used in context.

That man tap dancing on the canoe is a schweeg.

Maddie Hawley is a schweeg.

schweeg by kbabyisaschweeg August 13, 2019