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When the man's scrotum gets hot and sweaty, it makes it quite sticky. This causes it to stick to the side of a mans leg, which is known as a schelg For Example:
"Oh man" A said to B on the hot summer day, "This schlegs really irritating me..." *Stands up and tries to discreetly seperate scrotum from side of leg*, "Aaaaah thats better"
schleg by Charleston October 27, 2007
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A schleg is a pretty foxy girl, who chooses ho's before bro's.

friends before mens..
sisters before misters..

like the spice girls..only better.
Oh man, that Girl I like is such a schleg.
Schleg by zors November 27, 2010
(this is a post related to the german language)

The word "schleg" is beeing used by some popular meemstars in austria, it discribes the act of liking a mans balls in a way the word ligma has been used
A: Kann man bei ihnen schleg kaufen?

B: Was ist schleg?

A: Schleg mein Sack ab HAHAHA
schleg by r0ckyv2_ November 22, 2019

Schleg June

When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.
I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.
Schleg June by Heffnark October 11, 2009

The Schleg 

Intercourse, typically between a male and female, involving the use of a prosthetic leg to intimately peg the male.
Hey papa, wanna try The Schleg?
The Schleg by thegevo5k June 21, 2023
Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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