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A schleg is a pretty foxy girl, who chooses ho's before bro's.

friends before mens..
sisters before misters..

like the spice girls..only better.
Oh man, that Girl I like is such a schleg.
Schleg by zors November 27, 2010
(this is a post related to the german language)

The word "schleg" is beeing used by some popular meemstars in austria, it discribes the act of liking a mans balls in a way the word ligma has been used
A: Kann man bei ihnen schleg kaufen?

B: Was ist schleg?

A: Schleg mein Sack ab HAHAHA
schleg by r0ckyv2_ November 22, 2019

Schleg June

When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.
I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.
Schleg June by Heffnark October 11, 2009

The Schleg 

Intercourse, typically between a male and female, involving the use of a prosthetic leg to intimately peg the male.
Hey papa, wanna try The Schleg?
The Schleg by thegevo5k June 21, 2023
Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014