schlebs

A girl version of a girl on girl sleepover.

Those girls had a schlebs the other night.

Thats so hot.

schlebs by joe.is.lame64 June 24, 2010

Schleb 

Schleb

Schleb (mass noun) may mean any of the following:

(1.) the name for an often-useless piece of information which adds no real contextual value to a conversation and/or is untrue. Such pieces of information may actually detract from conversation, or in rare cases, lead to illness and death (see (2)).

(2.) a term of originally medical slang, but now also as a degrading insult to describe a compulsive lier: such people find it eventually impossible to tell the truth if they have been afflicted with the condition for their entire life. Has been known to be linked with dementia. At the time of publication, no cure has been diagnosed.

(3.) (Archaic verb) to trick and deceive but without malicious intent. The word is an amalgamation and contraction of the verb "Shebulate," a word first seen in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 work "The Great Gatsby."

DERIVATIVES:
Romanesque Latin: from "Slebbitus" meaning "dastardly, spiteful" and "Slebulus" meaning "deceitful" (noun). 16th C. and 20th C. use from Marlowe and Fitzgerald respectively. Also used by Top Gear presenter William Woollard on a 1983 show. Allegedly he found the word so appealing, he went on to name (or at least nickname) his son after it.

(1.) A: "Did you know I won a 1925 edition of a Ducati 175
Cruiser motorbike from a raffle ticket I found on the
inside of my can of Scotch?

B: "Well... Ducati wasn't founded until 1926 and you know it.
That's just complete schleb you're speaking!"

(2.) "I'm sorry madam... there's no hope for your son; he's
a Schleb."

(3.) "Anastasia, for the last time! You're shebulating with me
again! Right, that's it - I'm taking you to court to press
charges for sexual deviancy!"

Schleb by OED online October 21, 2010

schlesh 

Alternative but incorrect spelling of slesh, which is to cover one's face in vomit when intoxicated and unknowingly wake up with vomit stains over your face. Most often associated with projectile vomiting while lying down.

"Get out of the way, Dave's about to schlesh himself."

schlesh by anonymous0618 March 26, 2009

Schleswig

Schleswig is a word that can be used at anytime for any reason.

More used for curse word, but can be used to substitute anyword.

I schleswigged three times last night.

That game was schleswigging easy man!

What are you doing? "Schleswig"

I schleswiged your sister last night.

Schleswig by Chief Green Leaf December 30, 2010

schlebbi 

a schlebbi is a numskull who hasnt really done anything wrong but deserves a beating for it.

"what ya nicking me pen for ya 'schlebbi'"

schlebbi by jonny veeza September 15, 2006

schmebs 

alternate spelling for smebs.

All I wanted last night was a schmeb. Couldn't she have done that much?

schmebs by captainlonghair April 19, 2005

Schlobster 

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

Schlobster by ketza December 2, 2007