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Schleswig is a word that can be used at anytime for any reason.

More used for curse word, but can be used to substitute anyword.
I schleswigged three times last night.

That game was schleswigging easy man!

What are you doing? "Schleswig"

I schleswiged your sister last night.
Schleswig by Chief Green Leaf December 30, 2010
Words you can keep

Schlemigan 

Schlemigan

(“Sh-le-m-i-gan”)

Noun

Definition: Someone who offers rude opinions on a subject without contributing anything of their own for comparison.
“Hey dude I got a 75% on the geometry test!”

“Bro you’re beyond stupid.”

“Well what did you get?”

“I’m not telling you.”

Whatever, Schlemigan.”
Schlemigan by Papaya Milk October 30, 2023

Schleepy Schleiwies 

Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?
Schleepy Schleiwies by Shenu October 12, 2003

schlessinfiker 

when you mix a schlessinger with a fiker
WTF is that schlessinfiker thinking!

schledoigan 

Noun; a fat, girthy dick that does not look like it would fit into a woman but is stuffed to make fit.
Her: Are you packing?
Him: Girl you tripping, I got the schledoigan!
schledoigan by Fatboy Carti October 5, 2022

Schlesier 

A skidmark on the back of a toilet that can’t be pee’d off.
Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall. now we need the damn janitor
Schlesier by Souptime85 May 6, 2025

Schlesier 

A skid mark on the back of the toilet that cannot be peed off
Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall now we have to call the janitor
Schlesier by Souptime35 May 20, 2025
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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