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Schlemigan 

Schlemigan

(“Sh-le-m-i-gan”)

Noun

Definition: Someone who offers rude opinions on a subject without contributing anything of their own for comparison.
“Hey dude I got a 75% on the geometry test!”

“Bro you’re beyond stupid.”

“Well what did you get?”

“I’m not telling you.”

Whatever, Schlemigan.”
Schlemigan by Papaya Milk October 30, 2023

Schleepy Schleiwies 

A person who is really tired.
Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?
Schleepy Schleiwies by Shenu October 12, 2003

schlessinfiker 

when you mix a schlessinger with a fiker
WTF is that schlessinfiker thinking!

schledoigan 

Noun; a fat, girthy dick that does not look like it would fit into a woman but is stuffed to make fit.
Her: Are you packing?
Him: Girl you tripping, I got the schledoigan!
schledoigan by Fatboy Carti October 5, 2022

Schlesier 

A skidmark on the back of a toilet that can’t be pee’d off.
Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall. now we need the damn janitor
Schlesier by Souptime85 May 6, 2025

Schlesier 

A skid mark on the back of the toilet that cannot be peed off
Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall now we have to call the janitor
Schlesier by Souptime35 May 20, 2025