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Schlebin 

The inner lining of men's swim trunks. Also described as, "the white mesh lining that constantly rubs up against your nutsack and can potentially cause immense amounts of level-10 chaffage. The pointless ballsack support that will only cause you more pain and suffering than profit. Often removed due to the fact that it is utterly pointless.
Dude, my schlebin is digging into my nutsack, I gotta rip this shit out.

This schlebin has got to go. I need to perform a schlebinectomy, stat.
The schlebin in my swim trunks has dug so deep into my crotch, its ripping my pubes out.
Schlebin by SomeSaturdayGuy May 22, 2017
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schlepinshamus 

a yiddish word that refers to a person that hangs around and helps you with errands around the house or rides with you when you go somewhere just to keep you company and because they have nothing better to do.
Bill is my schlepinshamus and will usually ride with me when I have to take the dog for her haircut. He drives around the block while I take the dog in because there is no where to park around there.
schlepinshamus by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

schleinerickis 

Dicks

Good for hiding the fact you called someone a dick
Mum: You haven't done any work today, I'm taking away your Xbox!

Son: Schleinerickis...
schleinerickis by Toothbrushboy August 21, 2017
A swedish word, with origins from german words such as Schweinsteiger and heil. The word means the feeling of being hydrated, similar to feeling full. In swedish it's the equivalent of being "mätt"
Are you schlein, or do you want some more mountain dew?

Är du schlein, eller vill du ha mer mountain dew?
Schlein by Na16Brosen April 26, 2017
A mental and physical relaxation of the human body; breathing out and letting your limbs loose.
The man on the beach looked like he was in schlein
Schlein by Frazzle's fab words August 20, 2018

Jellyfish Schleking 

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.
"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"
A person with absolutely no soul or heart in their body. They make children cry then the chilren f*ck them.
schlein by DARKHALOML December 19, 2013
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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