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Schlibbidy 

A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.

Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"

Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.

Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."

"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."

"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"

*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
Schlibbidy by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022

schlubbing 

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.
Russell always is schlubbing around at work.
schlubbing by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

Schwebbing

The arm-flailing dance or any bodily motions done by a person or persons who have recently walked headlong into a spider's web.
You see a person walking in the distance, possibly between two trees, and you observe them suddenly schwebbing, flailing about wildly, attempting to rid themselves of the web now covering their head or body.
Schwebbing by Brandon Parent March 29, 2007

Schmebbin' 

At first, used to describe off-kiltered things "this food is schmebbin'" or "those dance moves are schmebbin". . . it soon turned into meaning "to date, flirt or be interested in" such as "who are you schmebbin'".

Schmebbin' boils down to doing something you know you aren't supposed to be doing, but do anyways.
"I was schmebbin' on this girl, but decided to cool it off."
Schmebbin' by cymbalta January 20, 2009

Schleebinhockser 

One who asks abnormal favors from a stranger
Did you hear Roger ask that random girl to propose to him for a picture? What a schleebinhockser!

Schlebin 

The inner lining of men's swim trunks. Also described as, "the white mesh lining that constantly rubs up against your nutsack and can potentially cause immense amounts of level-10 chaffage. The pointless ballsack support that will only cause you more pain and suffering than profit. Often removed due to the fact that it is utterly pointless.
Dude, my schlebin is digging into my nutsack, I gotta rip this shit out.

This schlebin has got to go. I need to perform a schlebinectomy, stat.
The schlebin in my swim trunks has dug so deep into my crotch, its ripping my pubes out.
Schlebin by SomeSaturdayGuy May 22, 2017