Definitions by Scruntle

scruntle 

1. adjective used to describe someone who frequently likes to 'fuck about'.

2. adjective used to describe someone who has been 'litting' about.

Alex: I've done lit all today.
George: What a scruntle.

scruntle by scruntle March 15, 2014

Schlagot 

is defined as an excrement slurping fagot. Can be identified by horrible breath and occasional split tongue. Often found in public bathrooms and/or Rush Limbaugh's private quarters.

1. Hey schlagot! Come clean my grundle!
2. That schlagot just stole my pony!

Schlagot by Scruntle February 11, 2009