schlage 

When you're high as fuck and are too lazy to get up or do anything for anyone

Oh my god, stop being a Schlage!

schlage by Shlagedong August 19, 2017

Chicken schlage 

Any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. Also, the substance DOES NOT have to have anything to do with chicken.

Man 1: "Man, that sandwich looks like Chicken Schlage!!!"
Man 2: "I, know right."

Chicken schlage by Mr.Mancakes July 21, 2011

Schlagg 

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.

The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017

Schlegelson 

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.

"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."

Schlegelson by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011

Schlägmän 

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"

me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"

Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022