schizzin

intransitive verb, going postal or behaving hysterically about minutia.

Yo, you be schizzin and straight trippin, G.

by jbmonday October 13, 2003

Shizzing

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

by The Gillz January 3, 2019

Schizznip

A mix between a turnip and a cheese nip. Often used in exclamation of something.

Oh Schizznip!

by SimMir April 10, 2009

Schizzknot

A knot made of a specific group of hairs located on the taint.

It's getting kinda windy, you should probably tie it into a schizzknot.

by Chris&Annee February 13, 2021

Schitzing

When one acts in a rageful, unpredictable manner.

Friend 1: 'Did you see his face, he was furious!'

Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'

by Angela83 April 19, 2009

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010