Schnizzie is an all natural, fruit infused, sparkling vodka cocktail. It’s made with premium vodka, sweetened with light agave nectar and carbonated for that sparkling taste.
"He'd be well phitt if his hair touched some scizzies, innit?"
and for you americans, THAT would mean:
"He'd be really hot if his hair got cut with some scizzies, ain't that right cowboy?"
Hah, jokes about the cowboy babes. But above is true.