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Schizzie 

When you want to make fun of a schizophrenic person but you want your sayings to be a slur.
Oh, Peter is such a Schizzie! I mean, why are people even born to hallucinate randomly?
Schizzie by Alaskan Nephew January 18, 2024
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Schnizzie 

Schnizzie is an all natural, fruit infused, sparkling vodka cocktail. It’s made with premium vodka, sweetened with light agave nectar and carbonated for that sparkling taste.
I'm drinking Schnizzie!
Schnizzie by NYCgirl13 June 10, 2013
intransitive verb, going postal or behaving hysterically about minutia.
Yo, you be schizzin and straight trippin, G.
schizzin by jbmonday October 13, 2003

Fo schizzle my nizzle 

To make one feel chill or "cool".
"bro I can hook you up"
"Fo schizzle my nizzle"
"I got you"
Fo schizzle my nizzle by fo chizzle October 27, 2015

schizzle 

for schizzle

for sure
schizzle by rt03 January 21, 2009

bo' shizzie

To accuse someone of falsetruths.
Street version of Bullshit.

Can also be abbriviated to "Bo' shiz" , should the time be appropiate.
*while playing card game 'cheat' "
"Bo' Shizze Mandy! I saw that!"

or,

"Oh shut up colin, that's a load a bo' shizz if I ever heard one!"
bo' shizzie by bAitEn_kAitOs August 25, 2005

scizzies 

pronounced: sizzies.

scene/emo word for scissors
"He'd be well phitt if his hair touched some scizzies, innit?"

and for you americans, THAT would mean:
"He'd be really hot if his hair got cut with some scizzies, ain't that right cowboy?"
Hah, jokes about the cowboy babes. But above is true.
scizzies by Heey Babe x January 14, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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