schizoedit 

A short high-energy video set to music with many quick cuts, typically taken from movies and popular culture events. 80s synth music and 80s Jennifer Connelly are disproportionately used.

This schizoedit is going to save the world. Absolute Kino.

schizoedit by dpjanes November 7, 2024

schizobitch 

a girl that distorts reality and has no conscious and lives her life only to screw people over. A typical schizobitch must always be right, lives in her own universe, does not shower, abuses her friends and makes a general mockery of morality and ethics. In addition, persons that are deemed schizobitch often cry over nothing, attract attention to themselves for self-gratification, pathoogically lie and stab others in the back as well as twisting a dagger in their hearts.

She is a schizobitch

schizobitch by the new new york June 10, 2006

Schizodiacal 

A condition affecting those born on a day that the zodiac calendar changes from one sun sign to another and evidenced by exhibiting behavior common to each of the two signs at any given time.

A person born on the 23 of September would be schizodiacal exhibiting the behavior of a Virgo at times and a Libra at other times.

Schizodiacal by Tom Hawkins October 18, 2008

schizodinger 

A slur for schizophrenic people

Viktor was a Schizodinger...sigh...poor fellow

schizodinger by Dolcio December 13, 2024

Schizobaiting 

Making the entirety of chat think youre a big 'ole schizo! A proper tweaker!

"I knew this alligator...his name was Matthew. Me and him were brothers, man. We were the best of friends. Closer than brothers. Until a man ate him and turned him into soup. I miss Matthew."

"Bro, you sound schizo rn."

"Haha, I'm just schizobaiting! Schizobaited!!!"

Schizobaiting by French Toast the Rat March 10, 2025

schizocitizen

A citizen in your town who tells strange conspiracy theories to tell. They may or may not be schizoaffective, at minimum.

Oh no, it’s Info Wars Joe. He told me the clock tower downtown controls his bowel movements. My favourite schizocitizen

schizocitizen by Goldenrodzen April 8, 2025