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schizobitch 

a girl that distorts reality and has no conscious and lives her life only to screw people over. A typical schizobitch must always be right, lives in her own universe, does not shower, abuses her friends and makes a general mockery of morality and ethics. In addition, persons that are deemed schizobitch often cry over nothing, attract attention to themselves for self-gratification, pathoogically lie and stab others in the back as well as twisting a dagger in their hearts.
She is a schizobitch

Schizodiacal 

A condition affecting those born on a day that the zodiac calendar changes from one sun sign to another and evidenced by exhibiting behavior common to each of the two signs at any given time.
A person born on the 23 of September would be schizodiacal exhibiting the behavior of a Virgo at times and a Libra at other times.
Schizodiacal by Tom Hawkins October 18, 2008

schizodinger 

Viktor was a Schizodinger...sigh...poor fellow
schizodinger by Dolcio December 13, 2024

Schizobaiting 

Making the entirety of chat think youre a big 'ole schizo! A proper tweaker!
"I knew this alligator...his name was Matthew. Me and him were brothers, man. We were the best of friends. Closer than brothers. Until a man ate him and turned him into soup. I miss Matthew."

"Bro, you sound schizo rn."

"Haha, I'm just schizobaiting! Schizobaited!!!"

schizocitizen

A citizen in your town who tells strange conspiracy theories to tell. They may or may not be schizoaffective, at minimum.
Oh no, it’s Info Wars Joe. He told me the clock tower downtown controls his bowel movements. My favourite schizocitizen
schizocitizen by Goldenrodzen April 8, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026