Ate the case

When an innocent person takes the blame for a crime to protect those responsible.

...Actually took the whole case so my mom wouldn't go to jail and so she could raise us... He ate the case...

-Killer Mike

by Goldenrodzen March 12, 2016

Simpchronicity

When worldly or life events seem to align with the episode of the Simpsons you're watching.

I was watching a Simpsons re-run last night and Bart wrote 'No one wants to hear about my sciatica' on the chalkboard in the opening. So weird, I was just diagnosed! Such Simpchronicity.

by Goldenrodzen May 11, 2016

schizocitizen

A citizen in your town who tells strange conspiracy theories to tell. They may or may not be schizoaffective, at minimum.

Oh no, it’s Info Wars Joe. He told me the clock tower downtown controls his bowel movements. My favourite schizocitizen

by Goldenrodzen April 08, 2025

The Tele

Hotel, Motel

1. An establishment that provides paid lodging on a short-term basis.
Generally used for the distribution and sale of drugs or engaging in sexual activity, sometimes prostitution.

2. Nickname for Brantford, Ontario. For the prevalence of illicit drug use and promiscuousness of the lower income population. Brantford is also known as the "Telephone City". Former city resident Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone in Tutela Heights, Brantford.

These mans are tryna' fawad me to tha' tele. Tryna' battry' me? Are you dumb? I'm not a hoe.

I'm going home to the tele to pick up this bitty I used to bang in the BCI stairwell.

by Goldenrodzen August 04, 2018

cuck-coded

Cuck-coded refers to people who aren’t men (e.g., women, non-binary individuals) who are perceived as weak, submissive, or dominated in a relationship or situation. The term comes from cuckold, which originally described a man whose partner cheats on him, often without his knowledge.

She’s so cuck-coded, always letting them make all the decisions.

by Goldenrodzen April 09, 2025