schizobitch 

a girl that distorts reality and has no conscious and lives her life only to screw people over. A typical schizobitch must always be right, lives in her own universe, does not shower, abuses her friends and makes a general mockery of morality and ethics. In addition, persons that are deemed schizobitch often cry over nothing, attract attention to themselves for self-gratification, pathoogically lie and stab others in the back as well as twisting a dagger in their hearts.

She is a schizobitch

schizobitch by the new new york June 10, 2006

shizbitch 

Term used when asking someone how they are doing; Can also be used in times of anger or agony

What up shizbitch?
Oh shizbitch, i just got shot!
What the fuck did that shizbitch just say to me?

shizbitch by Max, The White Nigga Wit A Fro April 25, 2010

Shizbitch 

You put your left foot in, you take your right foot out, you grab the nearest hoe and you shake her all about. You do the shizbitch, yeah that's my dance. She screams 'Oh no! Not again!'

1: Hey, what was up with Dan last night?
2: What do you mean?
1: He grabbed my girlfriend and shook her until she screamed.
2: Oh, he was just doin' the shizbitch.

Shizbitch by Helepheil June 19, 2010