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schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

Schinkenspalter 

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something
"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)
Schinkenspalter by rueganerin February 10, 2009
An Extremely ugly saggy Penis. It does not matter how the male organ became Saggy, as long as it is clearly displaying loose skin.
He has a Schinkel it is so gross! His Skin is really loose which makes him have one!
Schinkel by SchinkelFACE August 11, 2009

lucas schinkel 

a kid wtih absolutely no hobbies. very unatheltic but surprisingly good at weird sports. his room is filled with trophies from...
-horseshoes
-chess
-water polo
-badminton

theres so much more to say but i dont wanna end up like berkel
berkel: hey shinkel ur weird

lucas schinkel: o ya..???

2hours later
nate: has anybody seen berkel in a while???
a hot sexy afroman who is a great kisser and secretly loves someone in his group of friends.
would you look at that guy, he's such a schinkel.
Schinkel by ifyouseeekamy July 10, 2009

Schinker 

It’s when u are angry like a swear word bascially
“I absolute an schinker

Did u see that fatumata she’s a right schinker
Schinker by Conkey October 12, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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