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schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

Schinkenspalter 

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something
"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)
Schinkenspalter by rueganerin February 10, 2009
An Extremely ugly saggy Penis. It does not matter how the male organ became Saggy, as long as it is clearly displaying loose skin.
He has a Schinkel it is so gross! His Skin is really loose which makes him have one!
Schinkel by SchinkelFACE August 11, 2009

lucas schinkel 

a kid wtih absolutely no hobbies. very unatheltic but surprisingly good at weird sports. his room is filled with trophies from...
-horseshoes
-chess
-water polo
-badminton

theres so much more to say but i dont wanna end up like berkel
berkel: hey shinkel ur weird

lucas schinkel: o ya..???

2hours later
nate: has anybody seen berkel in a while???
a hot sexy afroman who is a great kisser and secretly loves someone in his group of friends.
would you look at that guy, he's such a schinkel.
Schinkel by ifyouseeekamy July 10, 2009

Schinker 

It’s when u are angry like a swear word bascially
“I absolute an schinker

Did u see that fatumata she’s a right schinker
Schinker by Conkey October 12, 2019