schißepost 

Pronunciation: 'sh-ze-post

1. (noun) a German word that means shitpost, a post whose humor derives from its surreal nature with little to no clear context. Its sole purpose is to confuse people or just for entertainment. Unlike a meme, schißepost or shitpost doesn't have a template, hence its unpredictability.
2. (verb) to create a schißepost.

Derivative words:
- schißeposter: a person who (often) schißeposts.

Person A: sdfawfsdafwsafdw
Person B: what are you doing bro
Person A: I'm keysmashing, which is a form of schißepost

schißepost by YourAverageSchißeposter August 25, 2023

Schizoposter

Someone who posts messages that exhibit symptoms of psychosis. Portmanteau of schizophrenia and poster.

Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.

Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.

"There's this dude who has been messaging me for months now acting as if everything I post is directed at him."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."

Schizoposter by farco_ January 19, 2022

Scheißeposter 

Synonymous for "Shitposter" in german.

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter

Scheißeposter by Kayro098 February 9, 2022

Schizoposting 

They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door They are scratching at my door

The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.

What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.

Guy 1: "Man have you ever tried Schizoposting?"
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."

Schizoposting by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

Scheißeposters 

Another internet slang for Shitposter. Like jomama

am i a Scheißeposters

Scheißeposters by chads dont need name February 10, 2022

schizoposter

A mentally ill or insane individual who posts a lot of schizoposts and believes in a bunch of shitty conspiracy

A schizopost is a post that includes insane conspiracy, very fast series of images and the occasional schizophrenic "I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS" joke

1: kill everyone, society is controlled by the goverment i want to make bombs and kill innocent people!!

2: you sound like a schizoposter

1: kys fucking slur gofuck yourself i will NEVER TAKE MY MEDS YOU FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

schizoposter by oqqiv February 13, 2023

Schizoposting 

Schizoposting is the act of taking innocent memes,such as troll and facebook minions, and editing/putting them into insane situations.

r/he_comes and r/WackyTicTacs are examples of Schizoposting meme communities

Schizoposting by BrassCatgirl April 28, 2021