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schemin' 

the act of planning or plotting; devising in an overt or covert manner
stop schemin' and lookin' hard
schemin' by veeman January 6, 2003
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schemin' 

pretending to look hard or super hating
Yo this nigga is schemin', he ain't even that nice
schemin' by ryan24 March 31, 2008

stay schemin

Stay Schemin: grind and plan ahead
drake: "how are you such a baller my niggah?"
common: "i stay schemin drizzy"

philero: "stay schemin my niggah..."
drake: "no doubt kuhz.."
stay schemin by DJPhilero January 12, 2012

Stay SCHEMIN

PUT ON STROODLE ON THAT HOE stay schemin
Stay SCHEMIN by sfasf January 8, 2012

Scheming Butthole 

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes
Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017

scheming up 

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)
"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)
British

One who hails from a council estate. Can be spotted in the wild by their traditional garb of baseball cap, tracksuit and Reebok Classics, and their native mating call of "C'mon man, jus 'gis a fag c'mon man just wan, fuckinnnnnnnnnn' just wan fag man, c'mon ya tight cunt, fuckinnnnnnnn'".

A common rodent in Scotland and Northern England.
"You and yer wee schemie rodents can fuck off back tae Leith. And take them bottles of Bucky wit ya tae"
schemie by influx August 25, 2002
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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