schbongled 

When you set someone up for a fall and then it inadvertently backfires and you end up looking the fool... You know when you've been Schbongled

Throwing an item at a companion, it misses, hits a wall and whacks you in the eye...schbongled!

schbongled by Greena March 6, 2008

Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

schlonged 

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

schlonged by demhatz April 2, 2016

schlonged 

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

schlonged by kennclie April 10, 2016

Shpongled 

The act of acheiving the peak of a drug high. Usually at a humanly uncontrollable level.

Daniel, Loren and I were incredibly shpongled three thursdays ago, we laughed for roughly fourty-six minutes.

Shpongled by Scott Bingle December 19, 2007