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Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT
I feel...Shpongled.
Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency
schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

Shpongle 

An electronic music group specializing in the arts of musical composition, particularly of the psychedelic chillout genre.
A circular vortex is spinning, Are You Shpongled?
Shpongle by A modest user July 10, 2006

Shpongleland 

Going to "Shpongleland" is when one takes enough of a psychedelic drug, such as LSD, DMT, psilocybin mushrooms, etc, to feel as if they have gone to another dimension. Not to be confused with 'Ego Death.'
Guy 1: So, how was your first time doing LSD, my dude?
Guy 2: Man...I went to Shpongleland.
Guy 1: Goddamn.
Shpongleland by lmperfect November 26, 2016