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A 6ft tall, white woman who is a mouthy ghetto assed bitch...
Did you see that schavon? Bitch was tall and mouthy!!
schavon by FB Friendlier November 12, 2011

Schavon Richmond (Big Red)

The baddest, sexiest, most influential, loving, supporting, bougiest person in the entire universe.
Have you met THE Schavon Richmond (Big Red) at Subhut in Norwalk, Ohio?

schiavone 

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.
schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019

schivone 

Falsing claiming "Jewish" heritage for the sole purpose of gaining political leverage in a fight against the Jewish people and Israel, the state of the Jewsih people.
This phenomenon is named after Gabriel Schivone- a self-proclaimed Jew with no Jewish heritage

Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.

A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
schivone by Xanadu 600 October 23, 2011
Shavon is someone you can trust and will look after you. She is someone who will make you laugh and always make you happy, she is a person to always have a happy personality no matter her own emotions and usually focuses on her friends. She’s often artistic and very book smart. She mostly acts like a huge doof.

Having Shavon in your life will be one of the greatest things, and you should be happy you found someone as great as her, who will care for you 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Hi Shavon, lol
Shavon by Hisokasimp July 16, 2020

Scavonian Dissonance 

A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"