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Schanne is Amazeballs. He’s like a drug, once you get to Him, you will get addicted. He’s the best at getting things done. He’s quiet when he doesn’t talk. He is unstoppable and unfathomable. He lives like a pig. So if you know a Schanne in your life, know that he only eat-sleep-repeat but he is reliable and get favors done. If you have a Schanne in your life, keep him.
Schanne is one of a kind.
schanne by moneyheist November 23, 2021
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This word is an ancient Hebrew word used to describe a disgrace, or one who brings the embarrassment through mere association. Someone who is "a disgrace", meaning "such a shame".
Famed Jewish protester Abbie Hoffman said that Judge Julius Hoffman, also a Jew, was "a schande vor de goyim" during the trial of the Chicago Eight, which meant "a shame before the gentiles", i.e non-Jews.
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Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.
"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"
The act of being perfect, most awesome person you'll ever meet who is beast in everything. She is unique, athletic, and beautiful, and one of the coolest chicks you’ll ever know. She is normally petite and brunette with fair soft skin. Her personality is strangely odd yet seductively alluring. Every guy WANTS to get with a Shannel. She’s a girl of considerable beauty who appears to take pleasure from teasing males. Shannel’s bodies are sacred and getting one in bed is not easy, but when they decide to give someone their love, they are by far the best.

They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but the are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated…sometimes. Most Shannel’s have participated in some dance, like ballet to show their class, grace, poise and elegance. They are loyal. If you have ever wronged a Shannel you should be eternally ashamed of yourself. If you piss off a Shannel she is more likely to make your life such an utter shit of hell for a VERY LONG TIME than forgive you any time soon. Once you have a Shannel, you’ll never be bored.
Person 1:damn I want shannel to be my girlfriend

Person 2:I heard she likes to tease
Shannel by Probably the tea September 7, 2018
Shanne is an amazing person and a generally amazing best friend. They're thoughtful and very loyal to everyone. They have a good heart and are very nice to everyone and everything they come across.
Who's That?
That's my best friend, Shanne!
Shanne by sophiemikaela11 July 10, 2020

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".
That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
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I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
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TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
The Schanze by WordMonger March 14, 2005

Scanner Hound

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.

If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!
That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!