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Schmegagle

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The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...
Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol
Schmegagle by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006
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schamegagel • Schmegagle • schmeganella • schmegegel • SchmeggeldÖrf

schmegegel 

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See "dick," "cock." The penis.
My schmegegel is livin' large.
schmegegel by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003
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schmeganella

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The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.
Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!
schmeganella by bigmuskie July 5, 2014
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SchmeggeldÖrf

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A synonym for "Fuck" because too many people know no better word to use at Ozzfest.
Welcome to "OZZ-SCHMEGGELDÖRFIN'-FEST!!!!"
SchmeggeldÖrf by Potter Toews August 5, 2003
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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