scassage 

If you know, you know.

What's on the menu? Scassage?

scassage by Scassage November 17, 2023

Sassage Pants 

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

smassage 

massage that ends in sex, or a sexual ending massage

babes do you want a smassage?

smassage by Grrlikealion October 14, 2021

sassage fest 

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

sassage fest by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

sassage by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008

sassage

slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

sassage by disgruntled hobbiest February 2, 2009

sassage

SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

sassage by ell pizzle October 11, 2004