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Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .

Scarlett Johansson 

She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING
Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
Scarlett Johansson by Maxx15 May 28, 2021

Scarlett Johansson 

The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the [boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.
Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)

Scarlett Johansson 

Literally the finest most beautiful badass milf who sued in labour. Used to be part of the MCU and played black widow (the most beautiful character in the mcu).
"You know Scarlett Johansson?"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"
Scarlett Johansson by Justmeig August 19, 2021

Scarlett Johansson 

One of the hottest things to ever walk this planet.
A: Whos that very hot woman over there.
B: O thats Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson by Arpi December 30, 2004

Scarlett Johansson'd

An act of masturbating while watching Scarlett Johansson in one of her movies.
Dude 1 : I was just watching Match Point and god i just Scarlett Johansson'd myself.

Dude 2 : Coming from a forever alone guy like you, that was'nt surprising.

Dude 1 : Aww, come on. Im sure you will pull it off too.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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