scorgasm

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While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.

Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.

scorgasm by wheel929 January 2, 2011

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scorgasm

when someone gets WAYYYYY too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up spunking on their xbox controller so that the buttons get stuck

Person 1; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Person 2; whoa what the hell man?!
Person 1; I think i just jizzed over that.
Person 2; NOT ON MY FUCKING CONTROLLER AGAIN?!
Person 1; ooops?
Person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
Person 1; nice one
Person 2; wow, that was some scorgasm!!!!!

scorgasm by fajjjjj December 23, 2010

Related Words

scorgasm • snorgasm • scoregasm • sorgasm • sporgasm • shorgasm • storgasm • scargasm • Skorgasm • Slorgasm

scorgasm

A competition between friends to see who can have the most orgasms in public.
For guys it could be getting a blow job and the showing his friends either some of her hair or the color of her lipstick. For gals it's as simple as pointing out the best looking guy in the place and then describing how you could leave said lipstick.

In a club last night I was so tired from my scorgasms I went straight to sleep still wearing most of my clothes.

scorgasm by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Multiple Scoregasms

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"

Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.

Multiple Scoregasms by cs987 April 9, 2011

scoregasm

when someone overreacts to a goal or touchdown in sports

Joe had a scoregasm today in gym class, he's such a jerk.

scoregasm by JesusFrenzy November 25, 2011

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011

Smorgasm

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore

*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

Smorgasm by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026