Scapedick 

An individual, group or country singled out for unmerited negative treatment or blame; then accepting the blame, and overly going along with the plan against them to the point of looking like a dick.

Xest: If you look at what happened with the DRM fiasco, we had Don insulting his customers...

UnknowingFool: Or maybe Mattrick was a scapegoat and was doing what he was told to do.

Xest: It's hard to imagine Mattrick was a scapegoat given that he implicated himself by defending so rabidly the DRM policies in interviews to the extent of insulting customers. I very much doubt his orders were "Don, go make a dick of yourself in public". I'm pretty sure he managed that all by himself.

NFN_NLN: I think we can all agree we've coined the new term: "scapedick" :)

Crowd: Mattrick was such a scapedick on the XBoxOne DRM issue.

Scapedick by Anonymous Coward 1288712 July 27, 2013

scapedick 

A person who not only takes the blame, whether it is their fault or not, for the miserable failing of an object, but then also insults their customers at the same time.

Some may say that Don Mattrick did an awesome job revealing the Xbox One, but he was nothing more than a scapedick, taking the fall and losing many customers with his ill-mannered banter and insistence that he knows what gamers want.

scapedick by shaggs138 July 26, 2013

scareddick

When a guy feels like he can’t preform to his/her level. Even tho he is sexual attracted to said person

Man I want to have sex with Mona so bad but she gives me scareddick!

scareddick by ashane November 24, 2017

slapdick 

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

slapdick by Aubtin March 10, 2008

Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

scareddick

When a guy feels like he can’t preform to his/her level. Even tho he is sexual attracted to said person

Man I want to have sex with Mona so bad but she gives me scareddick!

scareddick by ashane November 24, 2017

Scapecock 

With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.

The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.

Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"

Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"

Scapecock by Aquilae May 1, 2010