A muffin shaped monster with pink tendrils erupting out of its wrapper with kawaii anime eyes. Is known for eating off your scabs in the middle of the night. You can prevent a scab licker attack by lining your home with hot cheetos
Person 1: How do I get rid of the ScabLickers in my yard? they wont seem to leave.
Person 2: just use hot cheetos man. They ate my wife's scab and killed her. After I used the hot cheetos they stopped coming after my kids.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.